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Tuk shte byde naj-interesno. Prochetoh naskoro edna knijka - "Hacker's diet". Napisana e ot John Walker, syzdatel na Autodesk. Izkljuchitelno zabavna programa za zdravoslovno smykvane na kilca, knigata e napisana sys strahoten stil (strahotno chuvstvo zas humor). Skoro (preboria li se s kirilicata) shte razkaja po-podrobno za neja, a za tezi, koito njamat tyrpenie - vzemete si ja svobodno ot http://www.fourmilab.ch/hackdiet/
Mejduvremenno za dobroto vi nastroenie, shte vi ostavia da prochetete njakoi ot bezumno smeshnite ideiki na avtora.
by John Walker
May 3rd, 1996
Eternal Damnation |
Windows Software Development |
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Number TEN |
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| It never ends. | You think you're almost done, but you never really finish. |
| Number NINE | |
| You burn forever, but are not consumed. | Each update introduces new and improved tortures, which slowly consume you. |
| Number EIGHT | |
| Your fate is in the hands of Satan, Prince of Darkness. | Your fate is in the hands of Gates, Prince of Incompatibility. |
| Number SEVEN | |
| Satan gives you something you want in return for being damned. | Gates makes you buy Windows 95. |
| Number SIX | |
| It is avoidable; an attractive, widely-marketed alternative is available. | Resistance is futile. All the alternatives are damned or doomed. |
| Number FIVE | |
| It is free. | You pay, and pay, and pay just to stay in the game. |
| Number FOUR | |
| Satan was once an angel. | Gates started by writing a BASIC interpreter. |
| Number THREE | |
| Hell has no Windows. | Microsoft does. |
| Number TWO | |
| You only pass the Gates of Hell one time. | The Gates of Microsoft keeps popping up everywhere you look. |
| AND NUMBER ONE: | |
| Satan sincerely believes in the triumph of Evil. | Gates just does it for the money. |
